Kazakhstan Greatest Country in the world

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. 

(For those of you who don't know, this is a Borat reference, so if you havn't watched it, go do that now).

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Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Dipshit swimming pool.  It's length thirty meter and width six meter.  Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, from Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown.  Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world,  we invented toffee and trouser belt Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place,  from Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown,  Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face.